It’s A Priceless Joke!
It’s TGIF again! I am feeling very better now. If you read my other blogs, you might know why and what happened. I got a forwarded mail from my dear friend and former co-employee at the bank where I worked before. Thanks Chinkz for this one..I stretch my facial muscle a bit…yeyeye! I am sharing it to you now! have fun!
“Priceless!!:)
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Don’t Mess With Old Ladies
If you want to brighten someone’s day, pass this on to someone you know.
I just did!
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 am
lolz
hi euroangel
just dropping by here
by the way just want to invite you to my “blog idol 2” and be one of the 12 participants
just give me the nine songs and thats it youre done with your part
here’s your personal page hopew you can join here
http://blogidol09.blogspot.com/2009/05/euroangel.html
May 24th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
huawaahaaa…
you are really have a high sense of humor, sist.
I’m still laughing while I read this over and over again…