Joke Time!
Do you have a boring day today?? Oh well, I just thought of sharing these jokes from my subscribed emails from arcamax.com…keep smiling even just a little!! have a great Monday too!!
Question Answered
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Real Politics
Two political candidates were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”
And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”
Mars
During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface.
“Look at that,” said one to the other, “how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man.”
At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. They followed the source of the interference until they reached the rim of a crater. “Do you see what the source of that noise is?” asked the first astronaut.
“I don’t know,” said the second, “but it might be coming from that Starbucks behind you.”
