Let’s Exercise our Muscles!!
Ole Mac
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”
“Yes” she replies. “He’s my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies. “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”
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Won the Part
A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school’s play. His father was really proud of him and asked, “So, what part did you get?”
The little boy replies, “I got the part of a man who’s been married for 25 years.”
His father congratulated him said “That’s good son. Maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”
Black Spots
“Doctor, doctor, I see black spots!” Billy exclaimed.
The doctor puts some drops in Billy’s eyes. “How about now?” he asked.
“Now I see the spots better,” he replied.
