Let’s Exercise our Muscles!!

Ole Mac

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”

“Yes” she replies. “He’s my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”

“That’s remarkable” the husband replies. “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”

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Won the Part

A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school’s play. His father was really proud of him and asked, “So, what part did you get?”

The little boy replies, “I got the part of a man who’s been married for 25 years.”

His father congratulated him said “That’s good son. Maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

Black Spots

“Doctor, doctor, I see black spots!” Billy exclaimed.

The doctor puts some drops in Billy’s eyes. “How about now?” he asked.

“Now I see the spots better,” he replied.

 
 

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